Archives for March 2012

Papa Don’t Preach: The Easter Bunny is an Asshole

Easter. As holidays go, there’s really not a less exciting one on the calendar. At least compared to how exciting it was when you were a kid. Then you have kids of your own and Easter becomes a little more fun. But only a little. Momma and I had a brief conversation the other day […]

COVER YOUR…WELL, YOU KNOW

Summer is riding in on the heels of spring. With that comes a lot of safety hazards for kids: swimming, bug bites, poison ivy, the sun, deadbolts (wait, that was my childhood)… Today in an entry I affectionately titled “Cover Your Ass” I will “cover” sun safety. Who remembers being “encouraged” to play outside all […]

ARE YOU A SCARY MOMMY?

Ever roll your eyes when someone tells you how sweet your child is, and then go off in a tirade that you should see him when he’s tired, hungry, just wakes up, or wants something he’s not allowed to have. Yeah, I didn’t think so. Only a select few are brave enough to tell you […]

WANNA SAVE MONEY?

Of course you do. Today I’ll be featuring part four of the five part series on saving electricity. But first, I’ve added an exciting new feature to my blog – an enormous database of coupons. You’ll find thousands of coupon codes for major retailers including Barnes & Noble, Bass Pro Shops, Diapers.com, Target, Gap, Walmart, […]

NOT ENTIRELY LAZY

I really haven’t just being lazy and slacking, well, not entirely anyway. I’m working on a cool new feature that will bring more money savings to you guys. It should be up and running tomorrow, along with part four of the five week series on making your home more energy efficient. Stay tuned…  

ODE TO THE COMMODE

“Mom! Can I have a snack?” No. “Mom! He’s touching me!” Go away. “Mom! Mom! Mom? MOM!!!” WHAT?! “Are you done yet?” Ugh. You’ve done it. I’ve done it. Moms all across the globe have done it. Hiding in the bathroom is sometimes the only time in a momma’s day when she is truly alone. […]

PAPA DON’T PREACH: PICTURES TO PROVE IT

By my best estimation, our little diva has had somewhere around 5,400 photos taken of her during her first 18 months. That’s based on a semi-precise count of the images housed in the “Pictures” folder on our computer and the 1,200 or so pics that her momma and I have squirreled away on our iPhones. […]

Save Energy in the Kitchen

Last week I shared some tips to make your windows more energy efficient. This week I’m going to talk about saving some energy in the kitchen – sorry no tips on how to get the previous night’s burnt crusted remains off your baking dish (although a good soak will do the trick). These tips will […]

TOP TEN REASONS I LOVE BEING A MOMMA

In no particular order… Morning kisses Afternoon cuddles Belly giggles Coloring books Seeing my husband as a daddy Baby hugs Tiny toes and cute little clothes Seeing the world from a different perspective Being called “ma ma ma” Feeling an immeasurable amount of love for one person    

How to Get Energy Efficient Windows without Replacing Them

Last week I talked about saving on energy costs by using the heat you already have. This week, I’m going to share some surprising ways to make your windows (and doors) a little more energy efficient. First you’ll need to identify drafty windows and doors in your home (you’d be surprised how many are). To […]

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