Toddler Tweets

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toddler tweetsWhen I first started my blog, one of the first things I did was let my daughter create her own about me page (which is really just a jumbled mess). Now that she’s more vocal, she shocks me on a daily basis with some of the stuff she comes up with. Although she can’t even draw a straight line yet (we’re working on it), I can’t help but wonder what she’d tweet if she had her own twitter account. I think it’d go a little something like this…

20 Tweets from the Hands of Babes

  1. @Momma Git u off faacebuk and gimme choklat!
  2. I jus poopeeed 🙂
  3. @Dora – How u fit so much stuf in u bak pak?
  4. Choklat is gud! I like choklat! Yummeee! Gimme! Choklat!
  5. Mommie say she need time out
  6. I <3 baffs! They my fame-it! #bubble
  7. I wan a try mommie speshial juicie in da fundy cup!
  8. I jus poopeee agin!
  9. Yes, I not do like broklie!
  10. Dora is ma bess frend! No Mikeee. No Dora. Dora! #dudududora
  11. @Dadda I wan hot dog mac cheee! It ma fame-it!
  12. I not go time out. U go time out @Momma! #likeabosss
  13. @Grammie come sabe me! N bring choklat! #shuugerrrrrr
  14. Me like ta cubble #snugabuginarug
  15. Yooo-nee-corns are my fame-it!
  16. Twink-el twink-el lil staaaar
  17. @Mickey I <3 u! #hotdoghotdoghotdiggitydog
  18. Kitteees is my fame-it!
  19. Da cow say “mooo”! #oldmacdondald
  20. @Dadda – Need u lil tite-er round ma fingerrr #daddagurl
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  1. Omg, #12 made me spit out my coffee! That was funny! *off to find the Windex to clean off my computer screen*

  2. Haha so cute! And probably very true too! I love the cute things kids say when they’re learning to talk. My youngest son when he’s mad or upset says “leave alone me!” or he says he likes something when he really means he doesn’t like something lol

    • Momma on the Rocks Momma on the Rocks says:

      So cute! The diva will say “welll, ok” and that pretty much means “no way in hell!” They are too funny!

  3. Omg so cute! I hear #4 around here a lot! Lol

  4. These are soo cute and hilarious!!! Dead on what my preschoolers and toddlers would be tweetin! Love it!

  5. Ha! Oh my this totally made my morning!! So darn cute…and clever!

  6. I think if i understood Twitter more, this would be a lot more funny. But it is still really cute.

  7. jessica witt says:

    Lol those are too funny
    My daughter would probably say something like. ” I love muhmaids. I wanna be a muhmaid when I gwo up. Can I do that momma?
    My son ” yook momma twain!! I wuv twains and caws. Vwooom

  8. #Likeaboss OMG that’s freaking epic! Well done. Straight up, chokolat makes everything better

  9. Very cute!

  10. Jacqui Odell says:

    Thanks for the laugh! I love these. 12 is my favorite. Sometimes I wish I can go to timeout.

  11. LOL!!! Love these…. I would hate to think what my 5 yr old sons tweets would be like. 😉

  12. This is so cute. Thank you for posting

  13. Love #12! Cute!

  14. Hahaha. Gotta love kids, eh?

  15. That is WAY too precious. I can’t think of what type of Twitter user Leo would be. I’m going to assume at this point he’ll be an all caps kind of guy. He sounds so angry all the time. LOL

  16. Thank goodness the little one can’t tweet. I hear most of these all day in real life!

  17. These are great. Love them.

  18. Hehehe, too funny! I’m sure my toddler would say similar things 🙂

  19. How cute! I never thought what my 2 year old might say if he tweeted, but I’m sure a few of these would be on his feed haha

  20. Yooo-nee-corns are cool indeed!! So funny! This makes me wonder what my boys would tweet….hmmm

  21. these were awesome got love the i poopeed one my son is 12 and for some reason he gets a kick of announcing that he just took a dump what is it with kids and poop

    • Momma on the Rocks Momma on the Rocks says:

      The best is when you’re in a crowded store and they’re yelling “I poopied” the whole way through. sigh

  22. So funny!! My youngest had a onsie that said “Gimme Chocolate and NO ONE Gets Hurt!” He’s also a chocolate lover!

  23. Fame-it. I love that. It might become my new fame-it word!!

    • Momma on the Rocks Momma on the Rocks says:

      lol! I don’t know how she changed favorite to fame-it, but that’s our new word around here and I love it!

  24. That is too cute! 🙂 Thanks for sharing!

  25. This is so cute and such a fun idea for a post! Love it and thanks for such a great smile today–you’ve got a cutie on your hands!

  26. Momma on the Rocks Momma on the Rocks says:

    Thanks for all the great comments! Reading them makes my day!

  27. Ha ha!! Those were cute. I think #7 was MY fame-it. TALU

  28. #likeaboss LOL!!! This is cute. 🙂 #TALU

  29. These were just too cute and with two kids under the age of 4, I could totally relate, lol!! 🙂 #TALU

  30. So cute. I’m partial to #13. TALU

  31. Rachel Schichtl says:

    So cute! #TALU

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