Dare to utter the words cookie, ball, “go bye by” or outside and prepare for continual whining until you fulfill the promise. They play, sleep (if you’re lucky), eat and poop. Period. There’s ear shattering barking crying when distressed, annoyed, hungry or bored – or just for the hell of it. They will eat anything […]
PAPA DON’T PREACH: 10 NOT-TOO-CRAZY THINGS I’VE DONE RECENTLY
April 28, 2012 5 Comments
They say being a parent changes you in ways you can never imagine. I’m living proof of that. Twenty months and two days ago, I was a happily married man with a healthy addiction to video games and zombie movies. Today, I still enjoy video games and I have to wait until the little one […]
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